PARODY ALERT...

(Wednesday, 07-Apr-99 12:30:42)

If any of you ladies is interested in contributing to a parody of "Green Eggs and Ham"...

Evelyn

• Evelyn again: Come on in here... (07-Apr-99 12:30:42)

            I am LOL... LOL I am...
           Do you like great sex and wham??
           Would you, could you in a boat --
  

           I leave it to you to continue, ladies...
  

  • JulieH: next line: would you could you as you float! (07-Apr-99 13:10:18)
  • dancer: with a sheep, perchance a goat? (07-Apr-99 13:25:00)
  • Lady D: would you could you in a dinghy, oh my god what a little thinghy! (07-Apr-99 13:34:49)
  • RIE(who is not a poet and she knows it!!): or a braw young lad in a overcoat..... (07-Apr-99 13:37:00)
    • Rie( who heven forbid has gotten worse...this truly is some type of curse!!): oh my i was not in time ...to type my responce before the change of rhyme!!! (07-Apr-99 13:40:45)
      
  • Merc: In rain, or sun, in ANY weather! In the loch, or in the glen. ANYTIME with James, ye ken? (07-Apr-99 14:34:24)
    • Merc: Ooops. This should follow Kelly's piece. (07-Apr-99 14:35:23)
  • Katie, leaving this WIDE open for a really bad lass to finish: Would you, could you, on a rock? (07-Apr-99 16:07:53)
    • Lee C (who is more than happy to pick up the gauntlet): By all means with that enormous... (07-Apr-99 16:56:04)
      • Terry (breathless, heaving): ((((Gasp!!!)))) (07-Apr-99 19:26:01)
  • Hedy: Would you, Could you float on a cloud? (07-Apr-99 16:09:14)
    • Gwen: Would you could you scream out loud (07-Apr-99 17:04:22)
  • Gwen: Now jam's alright it would seem, but I'd rather have Jamie covered in cream (fresh cream that is) (07-Apr-99 17:08:42)
    • Gwen: Aw no that should have been at the end after Belinda, I'm gonna repost it - sorry lols (07-Apr-99 17:10:30)
  • Evelyn's DH: Well now, ladies, I must confess-up, that it's *Claire's* composure I'd love to mess-up! I hope you don't mind that I've had my say, I just want to make it clear that I'm not gay! (08-Apr-99 06:34:27)
    • Niki who couldn': Yes we see you want a lass. Keep BJR away from your............. (08-Apr-99 10:24:36)
  • JenniferA: I would eat him on a train, or in the rain, or on a car or in a bar. Jamie is so good, so good you see. I would like him on top of me! (08-Apr-99 20:48:57)
• KellyW: Would you could you in the heather? (07-Apr-99 14:20:37)
  • Sues: Kisses, kisses, touch my soul softly like a feather. (07-Apr-99 14:34:45)
    • Evelyn: WAAAAY too nice, Sues... How about Would you, could you, dressed in leather? (07-Apr-99 14:44:25)
      • RIE: ROTFLMAO Evelyn (07-Apr-99 15:14:17)
      • KellyW: Aye, Evelyn. I was with ye on the leather rhyming with heather. LOL! (07-Apr-99 15:27:27)
      • Niki: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! I choked on my popcorn! (07-Apr-99 22:51:45)
      • Sues: HAAAA @ Evelyn!!! How about this... I could, I would, Dressed in studs and leather!!! (08-Apr-99 09:25:47)
  • M&M: sure, but I prefer a bed of feathers. (07-Apr-99 15:15:23)
• M&M: Would you, could you, on the bathroom sink? (07-Apr-99 15:16:56)
  • KellyW: I would I could even if Jamie can't wink! (07-Apr-99 15:29:03)
• Evelyn again...: Would you like it in the sack? (07-Apr-99 15:34:24)
  • Charyl: Oh Yeah! Now you're on the right track. (07-Apr-99 15:41:16)
    • Evelyn: Look how fast I'm on my back... (07-Apr-99 17:25:13)
• Charyl: Would you could you in a crowd? (07-Apr-99 15:43:54)
  • Dianne: Pardon me if I seem too proud! My screams and moans might be too loud!!! (07-Apr-99 16:02:46)
• M&M: Would you, could you in a car? (07-Apr-99 16:20:19)
  • Charyl: All the way! I'd go that far. I like Jamie very well. I like him, I like him, LOL! (07-Apr-99 16:46:28)
    • Lee C: I swear, I swear, the lads a God. All ruddy locks, long nose and err...rod. Would you, could you, in the ferns? (07-Apr-99 17:09:12)
      • Belinda: Yes, but Ouch, those nettle burns! (07-Apr-99 17:12:33)
        • Gwen: It looks like we're gonna have to be taking turns! (07-Apr-99 17:15:24)
      • Kelly, again: ...but not in the nettles. God! that burns. (07-Apr-99 17:15:14)
        • Kellyw: LOL, Belinda!!! GMTA!! :o) (07-Apr-99 17:17:32)
        • Gwen in hysterics here at the moment: (Hey Kelly, you and Belinda are definitely on the same wavelength LOL) (07-Apr-99 17:17:54)
• Belinda: Much as I love green eggs and ham, I'd rather have Jamie with strawberry jam! (07-Apr-99 17:02:55)
• Belinda: (Can't believe I have just posted that) (07-Apr-99 17:04:29)
  • Gwen - ROFLMFAO: Now jam's alright it would seem but I'd rather have Jamie covered in cream (fresh cream that is) (07-Apr-99 17:11:53)
• Belinda: On second thoughts, playing fast and loose, I think I'll go for chocolate mousse.... (07-Apr-99 17:16:08)
  • kellyw: chocolate mousse or fresh cream...the lad's a God, he'll make me scream! (sorry, so sorry) (07-Apr-99 17:19:38)
  • Gwen: Chocolate mousse eh that sounds cool, but imagine him covered in Strawberry Fool (07-Apr-99 17:21:49)
• Belinda: Fool, cream or mousse, just get him here; for any of those, I'd nibble his ear..... (07-Apr-99 17:26:20)
• Belinda (not usually a board-hog but couldn't resist - do forgive me!): Thanks Evelyn - this was loads of fun!! (07-Apr-99 17:35:52)
• Carol Anne: I'd nibble his ear, I'd eat his toes in the LOL anything goes (07-Apr-99 17:50:09)
  • kellyw: OMG! Don't tell our mothers! We're having cybersex with Jamie without um.......prophylactic devices. ;o) (07-Apr-99 18:00:19)
    • Charyl: Hehehee. You be baaaad, girl. (07-Apr-99 19:05:34)
    • M&M: UMMMMMMMM, colored condoms? (07-Apr-99 23:41:24)
• Belinda: Going back to green eggs and ham, Would you, could you in a traffic jam? (07-Apr-99 18:15:18)
  • JulieH: In a traffic jam? with Jaime I can! (07-Apr-99 18:28:34)
• JulieH -- who is gasping for breath: I have never in my entire life laughed so hard. I wonder if CF knows what she created with that bathroom sink scene! (07-Apr-99 18:23:31)
• Charyl: Would you could you get a tattoo? (07-Apr-99 19:01:56)
  • Terry: For my Lord Jamie? Quite a few! Would you, could you, in the great outdoors? (07-Apr-99 19:23:13)
    • KimB: In the great outdoors? Oh, yes I would. I'd sleep with him even if he snores! (07-Apr-99 19:35:45)
      • Terry: (Och! Lady Evelyn willna approve of the nice tone yer taking! Needs to be something "on all fours" I'm thinking! Ha!:)) (07-Apr-99 19:57:30)
        • Terry: (((Good one, though! I was "G" rated, too! Ha Ha! It will be "X" rated again in oh, one more line, I bet~!*G*G*))) (07-Apr-99 20:50:25)
          • Kell: Or we could do it in the Scottish moors.... (08-Apr-99 22:02:51)
• Tiglet: Come on now, girls, you're getting silly...but God how I'd like to see his.....!!! (07-Apr-99 20:57:47)
  • Lee C: Willie? Willie! Now theres a lad, looks to grow up to look like his Dad. (yowza!) (07-Apr-99 21:05:09)
• Tiglet: Would you, could you in the night? I'll promise him I willna bite! (not too hard anyway)hehe (07-Apr-99 21:23:00)
• Tiglet: I do not like to drive a truck, but aye, it's Jamie, I'd like to.... (was that rude enough? I just can't seem to stop!) (07-Apr-99 21:59:02)
• Stacie: I'd not promise not to bite, to see Jamie naked WOW! what a sight! (07-Apr-99 22:13:01)
• JaLaRa (who is almost laughing too hard to type): I'll tell you ladies no more lies, 'twas I who bit poor Jamie's thighs. (07-Apr-99 22:26:54)
  • LEA: Oh ,no it wasn't.....D**n your eyes!! 'Twas me ,by god ,bit on those Thighs!! (OOOH Babyyy!!) (07-Apr-99 22:51:17)
    • Hope: Me, I prefer to close my eyes and dream of wings and butterflies! ( *g* heh heh-- so, I've got a one-track mind, what can I say?) (08-Apr-99 01:28:22)
• DianaH: Would you, could you on Craig na Dun? Oh dear Jamie, you're the one. (07-Apr-99 22:38:40)
• DianaH: Would you, could you at Lallybrock? Come here laddie, by this rock. (07-Apr-99 22:42:59)
• Niki who almost missed this!: Would you, could you in some moss? Cover Jamie in chocolate sauce! (07-Apr-99 22:56:43)
• MJ (who hasna done this fun stuff in a verra long time): I would do it on a rock, in some moss, in a truck. I would do it in the great outdoors, a traffic jam, and in ferns. But Lallypals I must confess, in a warm cozy cabin is best. (07-Apr-99 23:08:00)
• M&M: Tuck me here, tuck me there. Oh Jamie, tuck me anywhere! (07-Apr-99 23:44:54)
  • Elizabeth I... picking up the caboose.. and loving every minute of it!: 'Round his nipple, a chocolate kiss, I must confess, this is PURE BLISS! (07-Apr-99 23:56:01)
    • Niki: Chocolate, whipped cream, a banana split! Does the wanting never quit? Sex with Jamie is a real treat. I would do it in the summer heat! (08-Apr-99 00:57:49)
      • Hope: In the heat or in the snow, whip me, spank me nice and slow (08-Apr-99 01:23:16)
        • JaLaRa: ROFLMAO! Hope, you are TOOO much! hahaha (08-Apr-99 09:59:27)
          • Gwen wiping away the tears: My thoughts exactly JaLaRa, Hahahahaha (08-Apr-99 10:38:16)
            • Kellyw--gasping!: OMG! LOLOLOLOL!!!! (08-Apr-99 10:52:43)
        • Niki: Oh my Hope, you're being bawdy! Or were you really VERY naughty?(08-Apr-99 10:30:34)
• Hope: Would you, could you with Brianna's beau? (08-Apr-99 01:17:18)
  • Niki: Aye! He puts on quite a show! (08-Apr-99 10:15:13)
    • Hope: ...then reads me poems by after-glow (08-Apr-99 23:52:06)
• Belinda: Presuming of course that I am Claire, then anytime, anyplace, anywhere!! (08-Apr-99 02:32:51)
• Belinda: That came out wrong, what have I said; looks like Claire's in Roger's bed! Let's put this right, what shall I say? Yes, it's Claire and JAMIE in the hay! (08-Apr-99 02:36:52)
• Ron: I swear, you girls are worse than the Rowdy Bunch! (08-Apr-99 03:03:02)
  • Niki: You want to play too I have a hunch! Come on Ron and confess, would you with Brianna by Loch Ness? (08-Apr-99 10:21:14)
    • M&M: Loch Ness! Ron doesnt want Brianna there. By that monster they call Loghair. (08-Apr-99 14:54:13)
      • Niki: Then maybe by a waterfall, they could heed to nature's call. (08-Apr-99 16:05:58)
        • Ron get in here, with you wits. Before Niki and I put you with Mrs. Fitz!: I see Ron and his Bree. Making love by the sea. (08-Apr-99 16:48:40)
• Gwen, back for more laughs this morning - thank you lols: Brianna's beau is quite a guy, I'd do him aswell I cannot lie! (08-Apr-99 03:20:55)
• Belinda: Oooh, yes, for Roger's Celtic looks, I'd separate him from his books! (08-Apr-99 04:31:01)
• Charyl: Would you could you in a classroom? (08-Apr-99 06:43:15)
  • Gwen: I'd have a go but we'd need some arse room! (I'm not sure if that rhymes) (08-Apr-99 06:48:43)
  • Debbie F.: Roger could teach me a thing or two, in his classroom with a view -- I would do it on his dusty books, dusty chairs and dusty nooks--We would just have to make sure Fiona didn't look!(nt) (08-Apr-99 09:52:39)
• Cheri: Roger AND Jamie..the two? I'd take them both at once...WHEW!!! (08-Apr-99 08:18:28)
  • Niki: That would be quite a task for a lusty wench, to have them both on a bench! (08-Apr-99 10:19:12)
    • Gwen: A lusty wench? That's verra true, I'd have 'em both and Fergus too! (08-Apr-99 11:19:54)
      • Cheri: Fergus...yes! He's a fine wee lad. A 4-some Lady Gwen? Oh you're so bad! But Lass tis a good point ya ken. May I join in just tell me where...and when! (08-Apr-99 12:46:06)
        • Fergus and his hand of steel. Boy, I would let him (08-Apr-99 14:56:10)
        • Let me try this again! What do you expect when ya get women all excited like this! M&M: Fergus with his hand of steel. I certainly would let him "cop a feel".(08-Apr-99 14:57:42)
          • Niki: Fergus's fingers, nimble and quick, but watch the other hand or you may be pricked! (08-Apr-99 15:54:02)
            • M&M: Pricked by Fergus, you bet your @$$. Tis' not his fingers that shall prick this lass. (08-Apr-99 16:40:18)
• Dianne: And for our Laddies, are you UP for a dare? Would you, could you with our Claire? (08-Apr-99 08:36:15)
• DianaH: Now there Sassenach, lay down your plaidie, and have go with the laddie. (08-Apr-99 09:47:04)
• Niki: Would you, could you in a hot spring? (08-Apr-99 10:28:59)
  • Hedy: Oh Yes Lass, thats just the thing. (08-Apr-99 10:40:19)
• Gwen who can't seem to keep away: Would you,could you with a six foot Scot? (08-Apr-99 11:11:31)
  • Evelyn: Isn't that the point? Who here would NOT?? (08-Apr-99 11:27:16)
    • Gwen: You're quite righ Ev, what a clot, it seems to me I lost the plot (08-Apr-99 12:05:06)
  • Wendy: Yes! In a lake or the ground or a cot! (08-Apr-99 11:39:51)
    • Wendy: Oops! OMG - Sorry I missed this yesterday. You ladies are TOO funny. I have tears rolling down my cheeks!!! (08-Apr-99 11:41:21)
      • Gwen: (You are so right Wendy, I haven't laughed so much for ages) (08-Apr-99 12:07:08)
• Charyl: Would you could you if Jamie were a snake? (08-Apr-99 13:11:37)
  • Gwen: I could and would, don't ye know, we'd have TWICE the fun, he told me so!!! (08-Apr-99 13:26:15)
  • Cheri: Oh my YES for heaven's sake... Jamie Fraser would make the earth shake! (08-Apr-99 13:37:59)
• Pat W (who is ROFLMFWAO): Would you, could you with a Dunedin sausage? (08-Apr-99 13:58:35)
  • KellyW: waaah! I canna think of a rhyme with sausage. Sorry, lass. :~( (08-Apr-99 14:52:08)
  • Niki who canna believe she said that!: Surem but after I'd need a throat losange! (08-Apr-99 15:57:01)
    • Gwen ROFL again: Hahahahahahaha LOLOL (08-Apr-99 16:18:17)
    • M&M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (08-Apr-99 17:19:49)
• M&M: Jamie, Roger, Fergus, and even Grey. All would be good for a roll in the hay. (08-Apr-99 14:24:01)
• Belinda: Would Jamie help you with your zipper (of course, he's not a bodice ripper), or would he just undo your laces...... (08-Apr-99 15:51:54)
• Belinda, just can't stop doing this...: enfolding you in warm embraces? Would you in a Jessica Gutenberg dress? Let's have the truth now, just confess! (08-Apr-99 15:56:18)
  • Marielle,( blushing madly) - I JUST CAN"T believe I'm posting this.....mmmmm: Would you, could you, here's my dare, eat him like a chocolate eclair.... (08-Apr-99 16:04:16)
    • Gwen: I don't think I would go that far, I'd just smoke Jamie like a cigar!!!! (08-Apr-99 16:14:09)
• Belinda: Would you in one of your best chemises, or maybe in your drawstring buckskin breeches? How about in corsets, with all that boning...... (08-Apr-99 16:26:42)
  • Gwen: I would and I could he'd soon have me moaning (08-Apr-99 16:33:58)
  • Terry, back for more: He'll remove them all and we'll be moaning...You will not eat him, so you say... (08-Apr-99 16:41:39)
    • Terry at the same time as Gwen - HA!: OHG GWEN, WE POSTED MOANING AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT! HA HA ! OUR HOSED MINDS! Okay let me finish "You will not eat him, so you say...I guess you prefer another way..." (08-Apr-99 16:44:30)
• Belinda, irrepressible today: If I were Claire and feeling frisky, I'd opt for Jamie with a nice malt whisky! Would you like it on board ship, with a tiny shared cabin for the whole d*mned trip? What would you do for turtle soup...... (08-Apr-99 16:40:38)
  • Gwen who has to go now cos it's 10.00pm and the dh is threatening divorce!: Ooh, some turtle soup and a fresh white bannock and me and Jamie in a tiny hammock......MMMMMMMM (08-Apr-99 16:54:54)
    • LEA..who has just got home from work an' canna BELIEVE this is still goin' ON!!: Would you,could you, with our Blue MEL??.....Come on Ladies,what th' HELL! (08-Apr-99 17:11:17)
      • Kell who now has decided to come in..: I'd do Mel in blue an' all, lift 'is kilt and feel 'is ball... YEAH! (08-Apr-99 17:42:13)
        • Lea: ( BALL,Kell?!! Wha' happened to th' other one!!) HEHEHE! (08-Apr-99 17:48:14)
          • Kell: I considered that, Lea, but being such a poetic purist, I decided to go for Pure Rhyme! Ha Ha! Also I said above "jamie is a BALLSY man" so it's been a banner day for me as I used the words "ball" and "ballsy" on the board and neither one had to do with sports! (08-Apr-99 22:00:54)
      • JulieH: With kilted Mel that would sure be swell! (08-Apr-99 17:49:25)
        • Terry, hehehe: And we willna be needin' the K-Y Jell. (08-Apr-99 18:58:10)
          • Gwen: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ye do make me laugh Lady Terry (09-Apr-99 04:04:09)
    • Belinda, who will soon start speaking in rhyme all the time (and I have to go now too...): Two in a hammock, now that's athletic, activities might get quite frenetic, Another option (for Jamie's no monk!) is Claire and Jamie in a five foot bunk. Jamie's two tall and Claire's too wide, they'll be better off on the deck outside! Jamie's breek lace is knotted and they feel like fools - mind that knife Claire, 'ware the family jewels! (08-Apr-99 17:56:48)
• Diana: And in the end, would they could they the Lads with Claire or Bree and Lasses with either Jamie, Fergus, Willie, Grey, Roger and now even Mel? Seriously? Most, probably not but the others are certainly iffy! But then we're all Hosers here willing to sail by boat, eat turtle soup or go thru the "Stones" ina jiffy! (08-Apr-99 18:03:05)
  • Kristi: I do so lke Green Eggs and Ham Thank you Thank you Evelyn I am ( sorry SAM) (08-Apr-99 20:24:55)
    • JenniferA--trying this again, first one went Poof!: I would eat him on a train, or in the rain, or on a car or in a bar. Jamie is so good, so good you see, I would like Jamie on top of me! (08-Apr-99 20:55:16)
      • KimB (who couldn't resist just one more!): I would love him in a house; I would love him without my blouse. I would love him here and there; I would love him anywhere! He is so good, so good, you see - I would love him in a tree! I would love him in the rain - the thought of it just addles my brain! Loving him would be so bold - now I must go to a shower, cold. (08-Apr-99 22:27:52)
        • Niki: Yes I must have Jamie in the shower! Wet and steamy for hours and hours. Covered with suds and oh so slick...............(come on, I know someone can finish this one!) (08-Apr-99 23:11:51)
          • Valerie L...you guys are killing me here...: His muscles rippling...his *ahem* so thick...a shower with Jamie would be just the trick. (08-Apr-99 23:36:03)
            • JenniferA (who can't stop either): I would jump through the stones of hell, just fer the off chance the lad would ring ma {{{{BELL}}}} -- Oh James Fraser, ye make me so hot>>> JESUS H. ROOSEVELT CHRIST YE'VE HIT BY dG-SPOT! (08-Apr-99 23:55:32)
              • JenniferA: Whoops --- hit MY dG-spot. Got way too excited! (08-Apr-99 23:58:29)
• DianaH: This is still going strong?!?!? Valerie is posting even as I scroll down to say "Come on Jamie Flick my Bic." Or...Steady lover while I take a lick. I do not like green eggs and ham, but take me Jamie, here I am. In a castle, cave or prison, I'd sneak a peak while he was whizzin'. (08-Apr-99 23:47:32)
  • Lea who is SHOCKED by her own rhymin'(DON'T CLICKET"SUBMIT") too late.*g*: In a boat or in a moat; on just about anything that floats,...In the woods ,the pine-green forrest I can FEEL Jamie's bod against my.......self (chicken'd out). (09-Apr-99 00:42:08)
    • Hope who's chicken too: hahahahahaha Lea! I can think of only one word that even remotely rhymes with forrest!! ;-) heh heh (09-Apr-99 02:29:02)
      • Niki who's not going to say it either!: Rhymes with forrest? Who the hell is Delores? (09-Apr-99 07:56:53)
        • Merc, who still says it doesna rhyme with Delores!: *blushing, and miffed that I had to work so hard yesterday that I missed ALL the FUN!!* I think we all would like James' kiss, On the place that rhymes with "hit or miss"! (09-Apr-99 10:40:23)
      • Valerie L.: How about...in the hay or in the forest, loving Jamie makes me sing the Hallelulia Chorus...(hokey, I know, but at least it's not eating an orange..then where would we be?) (09-Apr-99 11:59:39)
      • Lea: WEEL, Ye got to move the accent from the last sylable to the second,ye ken.....and I picked on Kell for usin' BALL!! (09-Apr-99 18:44:08)
• Valeria, ROLFLFWAO wiping tears woo hoo!!!: LOL wenches: YOU ARE THE BEST!!! Such poetical skills I would never have guessed!!! Soooo I'm thinking, while Jamie and Claire we all follow, we've met snakes, talking fish, bears, and yes, even Rollo! So here's the challenge I have for you: Would you, could you, in a zoo? (09-Apr-99 02:01:17)
  • Gwen who is panicking because this is nearly off the board: Would I could I in a zoo, surrounded by all that elephants pooh? With Jamie Fraser ..anywhere, in the cage of the monkeys or the polar bear! (09-Apr-99 04:15:26)
    • Niki: What a wild way to behave! Making love in the rainforest cave. Jamie sure can make me howl. When he winks he looks like that owl! Would you, could you on the little zoo train? (09-Apr-99 08:01:16)
      • barb p: Good grief!.... Go away for a day and what do I see?.....Is there anything left of Jamie for ME?! (09-Apr-99 08:14:26)
      • Cheri: I WOULD! I COULD! on the little zoo train! Or by the monkeys... Jamie can playTarzan, I'll play Jane! (09-Apr-99 09:09:45)
        • Melissa.......I truly tried to resist....: Could you , would you, with an open door....I could, I would.....SPANK ME JAMIE.....I'M ON ALL............. (09-Apr-99 11:13:17)
          • Kristi: Would you could you on the MOOR??? (09-Apr-99 11:53:29)
            • Evelyn: Of course I would, don't be a boor... (09-Apr-99 12:14:42)
              • Kristi...lamelame lame...going back to look for suitable words that go with Boor and Moor!: I'll bet that I could make him ROAR!! (09-Apr-99 13:11:02)
                • Terry: And keep him COMIN' back for more.....I do so like Jamie's legs and sword, sheath it here, sheath it there, my own, my Lord. (09-Apr-99 18:58:04)
                  • Lea: OMG!!.this is gettin' too close to the bottom o' th' board !!I'd better save it for POSTERITY! (09-Apr-99 20:55:16)

Dinna fash, Lady Lea! We saved it!

Thanks for the great idea Lady Evelyn! And thanks for the fun, ladies!

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