Green Eggs and Ham Revisited

Extract from the Social Board - April 4, 2002

 
  • An old fav -- Dawnya, 05:55:31 04/04/02 Thu
    I was surfing around earlier and found a posting for the social board from 1999 started by Evelyn. Thought it would be fun to start it again and see how it progressed this time....a parody of Green Eggs and Ham.

    Thought I would start it the way Evelyn started it and let it roll on from there.

    I am LOL, LOL I am
    Do you like great sex and wham
    Would you could you in a boat....


    Replies:

    • On the back of a goat? (NT) -- BGWJ, 06:03:05 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would I could on a boat though I'm not so sure about that goat. So would you could you as you float? (NT) -- Katie S, 06:16:05 04/04/02 Thu

        • With Jamie on top of me I would gloat! (NT) -- Lady Leven, 06:27:14 04/04/02 Thu

          • but not with my p**d, when I'm all abloat (NT) -- rosemcg, 07:36:59 04/04/02 Thu

            • Too funny!!! (NT) -- kgp, 10:33:31 04/04/02 Thu

        • Alas you know, boats make him ill. On land with me he'll get his fill! (NT) -- Dale, 18:28:16 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, could you in the shower? Oh yeah, baby.....hour after hour. (NT) -- SASSY (inspired by the latest JDRobb book), 07:40:46 04/04/02 Thu

      • In the shower or in the tub, I'd give that Jamie a hell of a rub (NT) -- Gwen, 10:44:48 04/04/02 Thu

      • In the shower, every hour...I'd gladly soap Jamie's tower of power... (NT) -- Lady Tam, 12:07:33 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, could you in a car, I could send J. very far! (NT) -- Julie B., 08:06:31 04/04/02 Thu

    • So would you , could you on a plane? (NT) -- Chris ;-), 08:07:02 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would, I could on a plane. Mile high status with Jamie I'd claim. (NT) -- Hedy, 08:32:14 04/04/02 Thu

      • Would I, could I on a plane? From this action I would not be able to refrain! Much to the other passengers' distain! Now would you could you on a train? (NT) -- Roberta, 08:50:25 04/04/02 Thu

        • I would, I could on a train, I'd have Jamie in sunny Spain! (NT) -- Chris, 08:54:41 04/04/02 Thu

    • J would not, could not on a boat (unless he had some needles a-poke --yeeouch!), I would not, could not on a goat. In the shower? Hours and hours! In a car? Right to the STARS!! On a plane? I'd make J insane!....Now......Would you could you in a tree? Oh ya baby!! Just watch me! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy ;P, 08:45:57 04/04/02 Thu

      • i would not could not in a tree, but put jamie on a horsie, and that would be me--shoutin with glee............ (NT) -- ali cat--not verra good at rhymes, 09:08:17 04/04/02 Thu

        • On a horse without a saddle, Jamie's the man that I would straddle (NT) -- Gwen, oh boy this is bringing back memories woo hooo,, 10:48:09 04/04/02 Thu

          • Face to face, that's the trick, with me straddling Jamie's @$!*. (NT) -- Jeanie, 12:19:10 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you could you in a chair? With my feet happily in the air, I could do it anywhere! (NT) -- Roberta, 09:26:04 04/04/02 Thu

      • LMAO!! (NT) -- Robyn, 10:19:48 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would and I could in a chair...running my fingers through his beautiful red hair. (NT) -- Lady Tam, 12:11:11 04/04/02 Thu

    • I would not, could not with a group; but I'll take Jamie with turtle soup. ;-) (NT) -- sulawesigirl (who just finished Voyager and can't stop giggling about the turtle soup scene), 09:34:55 04/04/02 Thu

    • I would not could not in a troup ,but I'll take Jamie solo in a coupe,on my back in the seat! Wow, that would be neat!!! (NT) -- Lady Careyann, 10:01:10 04/04/02 Thu

    • Dreaming of it makes me fidge, Jamie take me to the Ridge! Rumple up my home-spun gown and lay me on the sunwarmed ground. (NT) -- kgp, 10:02:10 04/04/02 Thu

    • Could I, would I, in my Jacuzzi? With thoughts of Jamie, it's always a doozi! (NT) -- Alice Mac, 10:04:53 04/04/02 Thu

      • With hot bubbling water washing over our skin....It's Jamie's hands on my arse, ye ken? (NT) -- Lady Tam - don't I wish *VBG*, 12:15:03 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you could you in the heather?Jamie wouldn't even need a feather. All I need is 10 good minutes and I would be all better!!! (NT) -- Lady Careyann, 10:17:46 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would, I could in the heather, Jamie in nothing me in leather (NT) -- Dawnya, 14:03:28 04/04/02 Thu

    • We all know Jamie is a catch, be it Highland hill or strawberry patch. (NT) -- sula, 10:17:58 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would I, could I on a recliner? With Jamie involved, nothing could be finer. (NT) -- ktzn (who can't rhyme to save her life!), 10:21:14 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would I? Could I? Need you ask? In blue-eyed gaze I'd gladly bask. On Scottish moor, on Abbey floor, oh take me, slake me, just once more! (NT) -- kgp-way too distracted from work, 10:31:49 04/04/02 Thu

    • Okay last one! I don't care it could be anywhere! On the ground, in a bed I'll even stand on my head ! All I need is Big Red!!!! (NT) -- Lady Careyann, 10:33:00 04/04/02 Thu

      • On the ground, in a bed,on my head, with Big Red..enough said .Give me a chance I will get in his pants! (NT) -- Robyn, 10:37:36 04/04/02 Thu

        • On the ground,in a bed,on my head! Given a chance in his pants, while I smile , He can have any style!! (NT) -- Lady Careyann, 10:49:36 04/04/02 Thu

        • In his pants? Now don't be silly, there'd be no room with his huge willy (NT) -- Gwen, 10:54:29 04/04/02 Thu

          • My mind for work begins to suffer. I'm dreaming of that sporan stuffer. (NT) -- kgp, 11:26:40 04/04/02 Thu

            • A sporran stuffer now that sounds fine, he could stuff my sporran any time! (NT) -- Gwen, 11:36:30 04/04/02 Thu

          • ROTFLMFWAO!!! (NT) -- Lolkate, 18:06:38 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would I, could I on a beach -- oh the things that I would teach. (NT) -- SASSY (like how to keep the sand out of certain places), 10:33:57 04/04/02 Thu

      • On the beach or in the water...although I'm young enough to be his daughter! (*gasp*) (NT) -- sulawesigirl (blushing but still lusting), 10:43:08 04/04/02 Thu

        • Very funny! I would, I could go with Jamie... anywhere that he should lay me! (NT) -- Amanda M., 16:32:34 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, Could you on a treadle sewing machine? Would I! Could I! - Oh the knowledge J. would glean!!!! (NT) -- Donna Mc *G* He He He - The Lallyquilters will understand this one!, 10:36:09 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would I could on an old style treadle, with Jamie's bits I'd love to meddle (NT) -- Gwen, 11:09:24 04/04/02 Thu

      • Would you could you while you're quiltin'? O ooh now I'm wiltin'!!! Is it the treadle I hear knocking - is it just a needle I feel poking???!!! (NT) -- Lolkate, 18:26:53 04/04/02 Thu

    • I could do him in the dark; c'mon laddie, make me bark! In the park 'mongst soft green grass laid upon my FWA. (NT) -- littlebit, 11:04:31 04/04/02 Thu

      • In the dark or in the light, I'd mmmph with Jamie night after night (NT) -- Gwen who can't seem to stop posting, 11:11:22 04/04/02 Thu

        • Night after Night you say....we'll I'd take Jamie any way...During the Day, in the Hay...dear dear Jamie is my a dream L*y... (NT) -- Lady Tam - can't believe I posted that, thought yes, poseted no *VBG*, 12:20:24 04/04/02 Thu

      • Gwen.its time to go to your room. hopefully Al, will be there, or some fantasy! (NT) -- ED, 15:01:34 04/04/02 Thu

        • Could you, would you in Australia!!!!??? Jamie, come to OZ, Ah wouldnae failya!!!! (NT) -- Lolkate aka Kate Smith, 18:11:03 04/04/02 Thu

    • A Butter Churn! A Butter Churn! Would you could bent over one? Oh would I could I, he'd love my bum!!! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy *giggle*, 11:26:25 04/04/02 Thu

      • (Sorry, spastic fingers taking control. Thoughts of Jamie *sigh* just to much for my typing discipline to handle.) (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 11:29:19 04/04/02 Thu

      • A Butter Churn! A Butter Churn! Would you? Could YOU? bent over one? Oh would I! would I! He'd love my bum!!! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy (had to get it right!!!!), 11:31:16 04/04/02 Thu

    • In wild passion we'd go 'round and 'round - he makes me scream when he goes "downtown". (NT) -- SASSY (gee it's getting warm in here), 11:31:54 04/04/02 Thu

      • Now I'd flick Jamie anwhere but what about Roger with the black black hair? (NT) -- Gwen, 11:42:30 04/04/02 Thu

        • Ooops wrong place (NT) -- Gwen, 11:43:41 04/04/02 Thu

        • So, Roger has black hair? down there? (Sorry, couldn't resist) (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 12:10:52 04/04/02 Thu

          • Black as night, so they say. But give me auburn for my lay!! (NT) -- Midge, 12:31:48 04/04/02 Thu

            • Yes Auburn's best I must agree but I still think Roger could do it for me. (NT) -- Gwen, 13:14:01 04/04/02 Thu

              • Shiny black I do declare...I love that most of all men's hair... (NT) -- Bridge, 13:40:58 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would I, could I while I klickit? Sure I could while I klickit as long as I could flick it!! (NT) -- Julie B., 11:36:56 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would I, could I with Jamie kilted....again and again until I wilted. Is this a dream? I would ponder, until I saw my Jamie yonder. Would I, could I, lay me down and with his kisses I would drown. (NT) -- Midge B, 11:47:00 04/04/02 Thu

    • Could I? Would I with J. in a kilt? Yes I could, and it would make me wilt!!! (NT) -- Julie B., 11:47:03 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, could you, in the glen? Mind the redcoats now, ye ken. On scarlet plaid of brilliant hue my heels would drum a quick tattoo! (NT) -- kgp, 11:50:35 04/04/02 Thu

      • Hahahahahaha (NT) -- Gwen, 13:02:58 04/04/02 Thu

    • And you people have the nerve to call me depraved? Sheesh! (NT) -- Hammie, 12:01:47 04/04/02 Thu

      • Would I, could I with a hamster? - sorry Hammie that's not what I'M after. *G* (NT) -- SASSY, 12:05:21 04/04/02 Thu

        • Gee Sassy, that's so gory, bringing up the old Rod Stewart story *g* (NT) -- Jeanie, 12:14:44 04/04/02 Thu

        • Your steamy dreams, O hamster rare, should cause a rodent torchiere. (NT) -- kgp, 18:25:26 04/04/02 Thu

      • If depraved was what I craved, it would still be Jamie I'd want as my slave! (NT) -- Roberta - Am I the only one walking around today, trying to rhyme everything I say??, 12:22:17 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would he, could he make it last - with my hand around his mast? (NT) -- SASSY, 12:01:50 04/04/02 Thu

      • Yes, I could do it any time of the year, even December! It would be something I would always remember!!! (NT) -- Julie B., 12:23:24 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would and I could make it last...I'd grab onto his beautiful arse...But not too fast would I grab his bum...I want him kissing me when I make him c** *EvilG* (NT) -- Lady Tam - what have you all done to this nice SAHM *VBG*, 12:29:24 04/04/02 Thu

      • Grab his mast? you saucy wench, would you could you on a bench? (NT) -- Gwen, 12:58:54 04/04/02 Thu

        • I would, I could upon a bench! His member between my lips I'd clench! *VBEG* (NT) -- Roberta, 13:02:16 04/04/02 Thu

          • Shame on you, you silly wench! He's mine I say, GET OFF MY BENCH!!! (NT) -- Dale, 18:17:05 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you could you, in September? Any time I'll take Jamie's member (NT) -- Jeanie, 12:08:21 04/04/02 Thu

      • sorry! should of posted mine here. I think! (NT) -- Julie B., 12:24:35 04/04/02 Thu

    • Could you, would do it with Colum? Could you, would you do it with Dougal? Nay lass, not with Colum, he's too solemn and not with Dougal he's too frugal!! Nay, I could not do mphming with either of those! (NT) -- Julie B., 12:19:22 04/04/02 Thu

      • Colum and Dougal are a definite NO but I would give young Fergus a go (NT) -- Gwen, 13:01:08 04/04/02 Thu

        • With hook firmly planted in the table here, I'd hate for you to lose an ear (NT) -- Jeanie, 14:01:14 04/04/02 Thu

          • Because of Claire our Jamie's booked, I think on Fergus I could get hooked! (NT) -- kgp, 16:23:46 04/04/02 Thu

    • After, I picked my herbs,mended his breeks and made his meal. It would be off to bed for his time I would steal. I'd hop into his bed,pull back the cover's let him rip off my shift! "you get my drift" Turn out the light, & say goodnight Grab hold of his fine tight arse to guide my way Again! Again! I would yell! What could be better? Is this Heaven or hell!!! (NT) -- Lady Careyann ( WHO APPARENTLY HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HAND'S), 12:35:42 04/04/02 Thu

    • I would not, could not, rock and roll...with nae reliable birth control.... (NT) -- Bridge...can't resist a rhyme, 12:48:51 04/04/02 Thu

      • But just like Claire I would use my wits and invent a condom with knobbly bits (NT) -- Gwen, 13:05:26 04/04/02 Thu

        • If Babes were the price to pay...I'd still mmmmpph Jamie in the hay...For there would be no better lay...I'd be sure to find a way.....to do it with Jamie day after day!! (NT) -- Lady Tam - tacky but true *VBG*, 14:02:02 04/04/02 Thu

        • HAHAHAHA! LOL!!! (NT) -- Lolkate, 18:15:31 04/04/02 Thu

      • bwahahahahahahaha!!! Good one Bridge! (NT) -- DawnK, 14:40:57 04/04/02 Thu

    • In a field or on a bed, on Jamie's thighs I'd lay my head. First his knees and then his member I would kiss until September. Better, hotter, wetter still...I'd have my way out on a hill! In the air with clouds above, to Jamie Fraser I'd declare my love. He'd love me firm yet tender there as I cried out and didn't care. It's all a dream but that's okay, my DH still loves my FWA! (NT) -- rosemcg, 12:53:02 04/04/02 Thu

    • I would not, could not ever be bored - when I take in his HUGE sword. (NT) -- SASSY, 13:04:49 04/04/02 Thu

      • Would you could you while reading a book? (NT) -- Gwen, 13:19:13 04/04/02 Thu

        • I would and I could while reading a book...I'd even smirk and have a look...as he took and took and took and took...I'd scream his name and drop the book... when he pressed me against the stable... I'd be wishing for a dining room table...Oh my Jamie, he is so able... (NT) -- Lady Tam - crackin' myself up *VBG*, 14:09:01 04/04/02 Thu

        • I would, I HAVE while reading a book...that Jamie, man, he makes me cook.... (NT) -- rosemcg, 20:46:24 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you ,could you mend his sock? I would just for his cock! (NT) -- Lady Careyann, 13:19:21 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you do it in the kitchen? By the light of the oven would be so bewitchin'! Sausages sizzling in the pan, Jamie's sausage in my hot, little hand! (NT) -- Page, 14:46:46 04/04/02 Thu

      • In the kitchen with some chocolate...my fingers delving into Jamie's pocket...Honey dripping down his chest...I don't think I'd want to rest...Jamie covered in whip cream is the best!!! (NT) -- Lady Tam - I'm drooling now *G*, 16:00:16 04/04/02 Thu

    • They are at it again! -- ED, 15:08:42 04/04/02 Thu

      • I bet these "ladies' are normally sane Ed - but thoughts of Jamie send them off their head!!! (NT) -- Lolkate, 18:21:16 04/04/02 Thu

    • They are at it again! -- ED, 15:08:58 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, Could you on the stairs...washing machine...or leather chairs.... (NT) -- Lady Tam -, 16:03:13 04/04/02 Thu

      • I'd take Jamie in a chair; the kitchen sink, I'd even dare! (NT) -- Chris, 19:25:09 04/04/02 Thu

    • There's so many rooms in the house you see? And in them all Jamie's mmmpphhing me *G* (NT) -- Lady Tam - couldn't resist - someone make me stop *G*, 16:05:21 04/04/02 Thu

      • Sorry, Tam, that cannot be...'cause Jamie's MY love, don't you see? "Da mi basia mille..." he chants, while he removes his pants. "You are mine, my heart does soar, and I'll love you ever more." (NT) -- Midge B, 18:09:57 04/04/02 Thu

        • I hate to have to tell you Midge, you could not keep him at the Ridge. He's come to me to mmmpphh all day...and it's with me he'll want to stay...for I know how he likes to play... (NT) -- Lady Tam, 18:36:23 04/04/02 Thu

          • "Play" is one thing, don't ya know....but nekkid hot love makes him glow. Leave him be, Tam, do not cry. Oh, again, Jamie -- kiss inside my thigh...... (NT) -- Midge, 19:44:31 04/04/02 Thu

            • Hate to tell you midge and tam, i'll have you both go on the lam. Jamie's mine and I willna share, not even with his wife, sweet Claire (or the other one Leoghaire). He's always at me, noon and night, wanting that sweet lovin' right. He knows I'll do him anytime and anything to keep him mine. I arch my back and scream his name and he wants me just the same. so sorry girls, go home and rest...jamie's got me...the verra best! (NT) -- rosemcg, 20:59:21 04/04/02 Thu

      • There is one room we can't ignore, for mmphing there t'would not be a bore... Would you mmph him in the outhouse, with his snake pouncing your mouse, Yes, would you do him in the loo, even if it smelt pee-yoo? (NT) -- Madame Cardoza (I'm such a potty mouth!), 18:33:48 04/04/02 Thu

        • I would not could not in the toilet... all the stink would surely spoil it (NT) -- Bridge... I do love rhyming..., 19:02:09 04/04/02 Thu

          • If we could only step outside under the stars and sky so wide... that would be another matter, with things getting suddenly taller and fatter! *g* (NT) -- Bridge...what can I say, I don't want to look like I'd *never*..., 19:22:07 04/04/02 Thu

    • I too am LOL I am and I love great sex with wham. Would I, could I in a boat? But really never with a goat! I'd love to have Jamie's mouth heading due south, in the heather whatever the weather. Could I, would I do it in every room? Maybe I could, maybe I would if I have a broom. Swish, swash I'd sweep away the dust as on the floor is a must! (NT) -- Beatrice, 18:29:27 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, could you in the stable? As many times as he is able! A glance could turn my knees to butter, I'd even trade my Fluffernutter! (NT) -- kgp - on toast!, 18:38:31 04/04/02 Thu

      • I could, I would in a stable on the table , in the barn, on the stairs, hoping for no glare from Leghair!Just give me the chance to get in those pants so he can fill me with his lance! (NT) -- Robyn, 18:48:35 04/04/02 Thu

        • With his lance or with his sword, with Jamie's sausage I'd never be bored! (NT) -- Chris, 19:17:55 04/04/02 Thu

          • I wouldn't kick him out of bed if he snored as long as I scored*G* (NT) -- Robyn, 19:21:51 04/04/02 Thu

        • With his lance or with his sword, with Jamie's sausage I'd never be bored! (NT) -- Chris, 19:18:32 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, could you, in a ditch? Would you, could you, as a witch? Jamie I would do in a ditch, I'd gleefully be his B***h! (NT) -- Chessie >^..^< (hey, no poet here), 19:03:33 04/04/02 Thu

      • Say! I could I would in a ditch, it would be no problem to be his B****h. Not as a witch no Sam-I-Am, it's not as rich as in the rain. Would you could you in the rain? Would you could you on a swing? (NT) -- Gypsyjean, 19:39:44 04/04/02 Thu

        • On a swing that's built for two, I would love him all night through. Even tho' it were to rain, we'd drive eachother quite insane. (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 20:19:50 04/04/02 Thu

          • Insane you say, well that may be, but nothing beats Mmmph with Jamie by the sea! (NT) -- Chris, 20:53:29 04/04/02 Thu

            • The surf and sand would be most grand with salt air on your skin. Just take care, good lass, beware - of what sand winds-up in! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy *wink*, 21:28:47 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you, could you, while you sing a song? (NT) -- Midge, 20:25:14 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would, I could while riping (off) Jamie's thong! (NT) -- Chris, 20:32:24 04/04/02 Thu

      • A song entitled "It's SOOO damn LONG!!" (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 20:44:33 04/04/02 Thu

    • Would you , could you on a table? (NT) -- Chris, 20:44:44 04/04/02 Thu

      • I would be willing on a table, just as long as Jamie's able....his kilt would be above his waist as his member dipped to taste a sweet young me who isna chaste! His head thrown back in ecstasy with who beneath him....of course it's me! (NT) -- rosemcg, 20:51:51 04/04/02 Thu

        • Move on over Rosemcg! *g* That lass on the table would be me! Though I must admit, you are quite poetic, and not in least evangelic! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 21:06:47 04/04/02 Thu

          • Oh, Daizy, lass, come on let's share...Jamie surely canna care. First we'll kiss him up and down, then let our laddie go to town. A bit for you and some for me, maybe Tam and Midge B.! There's enough to go around, so all of us can Jamie pound! (NT) -- rosemcg, 21:21:43 04/04/02 Thu

            • Aye, Rose, I do agree. Jamie is quite virile, indeed, so there's some for you and some for me and some for Tam and for Midge B. Then what say you all? Shall we have tea? I think that would be lovely! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 21:37:36 04/04/02 Thu

              • Oh Rose and Daizy you are so fair, to be offering to share. Our dear Jamie he is truly a prize, but do you think sharing is wise? Call me greedy or another name, but Jamie's mine just the same. I will mmph him in a box, my beautiful Jamie is such a fox. I will mmph him in a tree, it will be just Jamie and me. I will mmph him on a train, I will mmph him in the rain, I will mmph him in the heather, It does not matter what the weather. For Jamie is mine you see,that is how it will always be! (NT) -- Lady Tam- who never learned to share *G*, 22:22:50 04/04/02 Thu

                • Och! Lass! Now that's unfair! And Rose and me so willing to share. But if that be the game we play-it, then I'll just go ahead and say it. Jamie, foxy man indeed, I'll kidnap him with all do speed and spirit him awa' from here and leave you all in sullen tears. For tis too true and sadly certain, Jamie is mine...*as I draw the curtain*. (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 23:10:19 04/04/02 Thu

                  • Okay Tam, okay Daizy, I'll no longer be so crazy. I WON"T share Jamie boy with you; no that would never, never do. He's mine alone and now I'll take him to a place that's godforsaken. Travel on down south with me and we'll hide in Perdido Key. You'll hear lots of moans and love and give you scenes to be jealous of. Sorry girls, I've gotta run...I'm off with Jamie to have my fun. See you soon, or maybe not, because you know MY Jamie's hot! (NT) -- rosemcg, 05:32:01 04/05/02 Fri

                    • Forgive this intrusion, there's much confusion. You are all greatly deceived. Jamie has told me that it will ONLY always be me! I ask that you now all take a bow and leave quietly. Jamie is busy -- he said, "I must kiss thee." Where, is between him and me!!! (NT) -- Midge B -- back off, girls, 08:43:36 04/05/02 Fri

                      • Leave Jamie with you? Oh Midge B., really....I tried to be all mushy feely. I offered to share my Highland man, but damn that greedy Lady Tam! I'll offer again and only once more to share my Jamie with whom wants to score. He can lay me down and have his way then visit you another day. Until then, dear lassies, never fret, I'll give him the best that he's had yet. So wait a bit while I have my fun, then you can have him when I'm done. (NT) -- rosemcg...trying to be polite, 10:58:49 04/05/02 Fri

                        • Hullo? Um...excuse me, I hate to intrude. And please, far be it from me to be rude. But whilst you are squabling over him, Jamie and I have left, ye ken? Hand in hand we walk through the heather discussing all things poetic and tender and then, don't you know, he gets all romantic, and whisks me awa' with his own brand of magic. Into a relm that no one can follow...sorry lassies - he likes one who can swallow!!! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 11:08:57 04/05/02 Fri

                          • Oh my dear, It is so clear, to all that drool for Jamie. That you are suffering from delusions, that lead us all to our conclutions. You are a verra tired lass, but I'm sure you've still a FWA. Some other guys is sure to sigh when you come to claim him. But it is I that hears Jamie's sigh when I settle between his thighs!! (NT) -- Lady Tam, 15:37:25 04/05/02 Fri

                            • Oh lasses dear, no need to fear. For it is I, Lady Tam's REAL guy. I interject in this odd sect. But, Jamie dear is but a dream and I alone supply Tam's cream. And, may I be as bold to say, that Lady Tam is quite a lay. (NT) -- Lady Tam's DH - formerly known as Longfellow *VBEG*, 15:43:12 04/05/02 Fri

                              • Paul has here a word to say about Lady Tam being quite the lay. Rosemcg holds her head high in being able to make me sigh. The lass is keen between the sheets and anyplace else we happen to meet. In the shower, on the porch, in my heart I carry her torch. My dear wife's mind wanders to Jamie, but when mmpphmming for real no one can replace me. So carry on lasses thinking to get laid while I tell Rosemcg to "dinna be afraid"! (NT) -- paulmcg, 17:37:56 04/05/02 Fri

                                • My dear friend Rose, what have we done. We've drooled over Jamie and had our fun. But, now I think I will concede and hit the sheets with MY fair steed*G* (NT) -- Lady Tam - who loves her DH dearly, but blows kisses to Paul, 18:01:50 04/05/02 Fri

                                  • Aye Lady Tam and Midge and Rose, and to all the others who have been hosed, 'tis been fun but my man's a'waitin'(good man that he is, he's no complainin'), so off I go waving fare-the-well, no reading tonite - or there'll be hell! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy *wink*, 19:23:20 04/05/02 Fri

        • Yes on a table holding on for dear life.Wouldnt we all like to be his dear WIFE ? (NT) -- BGWJ, 21:19:09 04/04/02 Thu

        • Coming to my Blu's defense and all her daydreaming nonsense, I must state and make it public, as her DH I was a synic until I too began to feel all the benefits true and real of being married to ...ah hell, I hate rthyming... Blu's great in bed! (NT) -- Tejas Bob *one satisfied DH*, 17:54:32 04/05/02 Fri

          • BWAHAHAHa Gotta love those DH's (NT) -- Lady Tam - saluting Blu *G*, 18:09:52 04/05/02 Fri

            • *giggle* Yep, he's a keeper!! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy, 19:02:41 04/05/02 Fri

    • What? Nobody doing it in the road? Okay, would you, could you in the road? (NT) -- Connee (with apologies to Lennon and McCartney), 22:49:21 04/04/02 Thu

      • Most certainly! In rain OR snow! ;-) (NT) -- sulawesigirl, 04:08:04 04/05/02 Fri

    • Would you, could you under them bright highland stars? (NT) -- Beatrice, 22:49:40 04/04/02 Thu

    • I would, I could, under highland stars, I would I could under Venus and Mars. I know astrologically, Jamie is the one for me! (NT) -- Kathy P, 04:44:39 04/05/02 Fri

    • Would I could I steal Jamie from Claire? I could and I would with nary a care. His hot hunky bod I would take and explore and you'd all hear me screaming "More, more, more!!!!" (NT) -- LindaA, 05:42:22 04/05/02 Fri

    • FOR EVANOVICH FANS: Jamie, Ranger or Morelli; All so hot, so FINE to me; What choice will it finally be; I think that I will take all three! (NT) -- motios, 09:25:38 04/05/02 Fri

      • to get all three you have to get past me! (NT) -- Robyn, 10:10:32 04/05/02 Fri

        • Move over, girls. Let's share the spoils or I'll curse with pustulent oozing boils. (NT) -- MidgeB, 10:25:19 04/05/02 Fri

      • Morelli and Jamie with me in the middle, hotter than pancakes on a cast iron griddle. Syrup sounds good and so does honey....breakfast ON me, they won't need money! (NT) -- rosemcg, 11:02:28 04/05/02 Fri

        • Bwaahahahaha!!!! That's verra good lass!!!! (NT) -- BluEyedDaizy *tears streaming whilst clutching sides*, 11:14:15 04/05/02 Fri

        • TeeHeeHee or should I say HEY HEY HEY *G* (NT) -- Lady Tam - ROFLMFWAO, Steve liked this one too*G*, 18:11:45 04/05/02 Fri

    • Poor Jamie's face would be bright red, if he should ever read this thread. (NT) -- Lady Magda V., 12:17:06 04/05/02 Fri

      • Yikes!! Seriously, no teasing here. I pray DG would not be offended by our insanity. (NT) -- Midge, 12:23:14 04/05/02 Fri

        • It's just no fair you continue to play, I had to teach those kids all day. I couldn't lay my claim to Jamie, I do love him so , who can blame me? *g* (NT) -- Lady Tam, 15:17:07 04/05/02 Fri



 

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