Ladies of Lallybroch - Jamie lets one fly!

This board needs some excitment.......
Friday, 09-Jul-1999 16:40:10

209.253.168.12 writes:

Ok, your in bed with Jamie, and he....ummmmm....lets one fly!

Heres the question...
Do you ignore it or just laugh it off?

M&m who you will either love or hate after reading this question!!!!! What can I say it seemed a good question for TGIF!!!!

Message thread:

Gwen: Hahahahahahahah he wouldn't ...would he? I'm sure he doesn't ...but if he did I wouldn't care a bit. Oh to be in bed with Jamie Fraser!!!!!! MMMMMMMM (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:46:02)
- Gwen again: Just realised I didna even answer the question. I guess I'd have to say something and laugh it off. To try to ignore it would be too embarrassing. Hahahahahah, oh what a question M&M, I love it. (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:48:11)
  Gina, who had to come out of lurkdom for the fart question: Gwen, ALL men do it! It's part of what makes them Manly Men! *giggles* (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:51:08)
Gina, *grinning*: That depends...Does he throw the covers over your head and make you suffer, or is he proud of it or does HE act like it never happened? I would rather he made a joke of it than act like it's perfectly acceptable. A little earthy of me, but I would have to comment. (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:48:43)
RIE: michelle I HAVE to ask...what did you feed the DH last night???? I think that sometimes these questions don't always spring from a fertile imagination! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:50:42)
- ROFL......well Rie it wasnt the dh at all! I have to post that (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:54:43)
  - M&M oops thats me above, let me finish......: Re: ROFL......well Rie it wasnt the dh at 'cause he reads the board. I would tell ya reason what made me think of that question......but I wont! *G* (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:57:59)
    KellyW...who *never* breaks wind. *cough*: M&M.....the gassy lassie! ;o) (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:01:05)
    - M&M: Hey Kelly......I think I like naught naught candy coated trouble maker better!!! and did I say it was me? ROFL (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:04:00)
      - M&M whos done!: I know I forgot the "Y"s on naughty......I think I need to call it quits with my posting for the day! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:08:20)
        KellyW..OK,I'm being gross: IN HERE YOU CANDY-COATED TURD >>> (09-Jul-1999 17:10:10)
        
        THERE ONCE WAS A LASS NAMED MICHELLE
        WHOSE FARTS SMELLED LIKE SULPHUR FROM HELL
        SHE DENIED IT WAS SHE
        BUT WE KNOW BETTER, YOU SEE
        FOR HER DH ISNA FEELING SO WELL
        
        KellyWench..ducking and running!: forgivemeforgivemeforgiveme!!!!!!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:11:13)
        
        M&M who think Kelly is verra lucky that I have a sense of humor and I this is my new reputation I will axe her at the next LOL gathering!: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:13:40)
        
        M&M: And I dont even care how many tucking mistakes are in that one! *G* (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:15:22)
        KellyWeenie...running and screaming!: I can just see it now...an axe-crazed stinky-woman chasing demure, dainty lil ol sweet me (cough)at a Highland gathering! LOL!!!!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:29:31)
        
        M&M: ROFL.....Oh Kelly I can see the headline now ... AXED CRAZED STINKY WOMAN WIELDS AXE AT WEENIE WENCHIE AT SCOTTISH GAMES!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:42:21)
        
        Renee: Was that "axe crazed" or "sex crazed"? I thought it might be a typo (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:46:10)
        
        Gina: Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:14:11)
        
        RIE: OH MY WHAT DID I START??(ROTFLOL) Sorry MM I know you are a lady and would NEVER do such a thing even IF it ment that you'd blow up Like a cheap firecracker on the fourth of July!!!!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:26:32)
        
        KellyW: CHEAP FIRECRACKER!! ROTFL!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:57:20)
        
        Judie: ROTF after falling off my chair!!! (n/t) (10-Jul-1999 03:06:58)
      M&M: Ohhhhh Kelly.....come in here >>> (09-Jul-1999 17:28:56)
      - I know this lass named Kelly.
        Who thinks her poem is quite funny.
        She posted on the board that Im a gassy lassie.
        But we all know its Kelly tooters that are nasty.
        She has made me laugh the hardest today.
        Heres hoping her dh has chili then wants to play!
        
        KellyW..what does any sane person use to rhyme with Kelly? "smelly, of course": IT DOESNA EVEN RHYME YE WEE LITTLE WENCHIE! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:34:11)
        
        M&M who freely admits she cant type or rhyme while laughing her @$$ off.: Who said I was sane, tell me , tell me, I want to meet them! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:38:00)
        
        KellyW: Stop it Stop it! You're going to make pop come out my nose from laughing so hard!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:42:49)
        
        M&M: Better pop out your nose than you letting one slip! Boy and that would sure clear the board!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:46:31)
        
        KellyW: Isn't fart humor just the best?! smooch! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:59:16)
Amanda S: I would applaud because I'm sure it would be perfect. Just like the rest of him. But remember he did mention that problem before when he ate grass because he was starving. "Gave him belly gas for days" or something like that. Aren't we a fun crowd, nothing is sacred here! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 16:51:12)
KellyW: LOL! I would laugh it off as long as he didn't make me suffer with it. Then, I'd say my usual, "EGADS MAN, WHAT CRAWLED UP YOU AND DIED?!" (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:05:06)
LizLiz: Touché, Kelly (nt) (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:08:51)
SharonM: You sure know how to get a weekend started! I'm with KellyW - as long as I don't have to suffer from it, I'd laugh it off. I haven't laughed this much from a message board in several lifetimes!! : ) (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:30:12)
Bev: M&M, you've been feeding him Peanut M&Ms again, haven't you! Well I think I'd ask him if he felt better now and then see if I couldn't make him feel even better. *G* Come in here for a great gas story > > (09-Jul-1999 17:31:32)
- Did you know that people used to low elevations (or flatlanders as Coloradans love to call them) get terrible farts at high altitude. It's sort of like the reverse of the bends that scuba divers get. Anyway, you can't stop - it's impossible - the only option is to laugh. It was particularly bad one night when I'd had cheese soup with lots of peppercorns in it in Aspen. It was a good thing I was with a verra good (female) friend!
  - M&M: Boy Bev, you learn something new every day!!!! *G* (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 17:44:59)
    - Kathleen who has a physics question.....: Is that why most people have more gas when they go to bed.....because it's upstairs??? Their elevation is higher?? (n/t) (10-Jul-1999 15:05:55)
    Gina, who marks big events by gasseous occasions: Hee hee! this remindes me of the third date my DH and I had together. Kind of a long story (I KNOW!)>>> (09-Jul-1999 19:16:42)
    - We had bought some hard sausage (I know, I know!), bread and cheese and since he didn't like wine we had some raspberry ginger ale and off we went up Mt. Lemmon to ride the ski lift up and have a picnic. It was a beautiful spring day, and we were not quite comfy with eachother yet, so we were minding all our p's and q's. Unfortunately, we didn't know the effects of high altitude and really fizzy soda. When you burp soda, it REALLY HURTS to do it with your mouth closed, and when you have been eating spicy sausage (I KNOW already!) the affect is even GROSSER! so there we were, giggling and belching, and by the time we came down from the mountain we were really good friends! There was just almost nothing to be embarassed about left, considering our first date was to see "Look Who's Talking" and right at the beginning was the sperm racing for the egg scene, and the second he dropped me in the middle of the dance floor and in stead of helping me up just stood there with a horrified look on his face, while I'm helplessly cracking up at him from the floor and the band leader all over the place laughing at me! But that is another story. BTW, I NEVER ONCE heard him break wind before we were married, and was totally shocked when he set in to make up for it afterwards! *grins*
      - Nancy V: Nothing is sacred!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:32:26)
        SharonM: STOP ALREADY!! I have tears running down my face and my sides are killing me from laughing so hard! My boys are wondering what's caused their Mam to go into hysterics on the floor. (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:54:26)
MJ who has contributed to this all she is going to: (No subject) (09-Jul-1999 18:06:29)
- We are hosed, plain and simple
  What's next...PMS or Pimples?
  If Jamie has to fart, why worry?
  Unless it makes your eyes go blurry..
  The killer smell all wives know..
  The trophy that husbands brew and grow..
  So I would groan and bitch, then maybe moan
  Then promptly get over it, and jump his bones!
  - MJ: ACK!!! There is a subject!(n/t) (09-Jul-1999 18:08:03)
    M&M: Jump Jamies bones, that I would do! Even if the bed smelled like poo! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 18:14:21)
    - Lea: I can't remember the name of the movie ,but it was the first time I saw Liam Neeson. He played the part of a murderous ghost and" Killed" his wife(Daryll Hannah) nightly.The movie took place in a castle and was quite funny . Anyway ...That was one of the wifes chief complaints (other than he kept knifing her), he " Squelched"! I think that was her word for it.... (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 18:52:01)
      - Bev: I remember that movie, but I didna know it was Liam! I think its called "High Spriits". Steve Gutenberg and his wife ( I think Beverly DeAngelo) rent this Irish Castle from Peter O'Toole for vacation. It was a hoot. I'm going to have to rent it and watch it again. (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 23:23:31)
    Niki: Oh, sis! You are priceless! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 21:20:00)
Kellann ( who is glad to see things getting back to raunchy normalcy): OMG!!!! YOU GUYS ARE *KILLING* ME!!! M&M-I have GOT to know what brought this on!! I'm dying here. When last I checked this board, it was nice and quiet. I go to work this morning, get home... and what do I see? Total bedlam!!! And I love it!! It's been too quiet and nice lately. (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:07:38)
Charyl: What a stinky post to come home to ;) (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:15:31)
- Judie: hahahahahahahahahahahaha - welcome back, hoser! :-) (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:20:22)
  M&M: Oh Charyl, didnt want you to come to home to this....someone open a window please!!!!! (n/t) (10-Jul-1999 10:47:26)
KatherineF: Oh the humanity of it all.... But what if it's YOU that farts????? (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:20:09)
- Judie: Best to go outside for that one, eh? :-) No way I'm farting in front of Jamie! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:23:51)
  - Nancy V: OR........the silent but deadly.....the dog did it!!!!!!!!!heheheheheheheeeeeee!! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:37:44)
    Gwen: Hahahahah I'm with Judie here, I wouldn't fart in front of Jamie either ( not if it was his turn Hahaha) (n/t) (11-Jul-1999 14:20:02)
  M&M: I would rather hold it in till I blow up like the blue berry girl on Willy Wonka than toot infront of Jamie, let alone anyone else, that is except Kelly the wench who deserves much worse! *G* (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:28:47)
  - KellyW : Spank me, Jamie...I've been a naughty naughty Lallylady. ;o) (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 21:02:02)
Jewell: Now Jamie and Claire have discussed every personal subject / bodily function a couple could possibly stumble upon and this is no different. Remember in Drums after the Governors offer Claire can't sleep and Jamie asks "Whats the matter did the spiced crab give you flatulence?" to which she replies "It has not!" Sounds like it isn't the first flatulence has come up and I'd say he'd laugh not so sure about Claire! (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 19:29:16)
DianaH: You say to Jamie, "Could you say that in English, please darling; my Gaelic is FLATULENT---I mean FLUENT...... (n/t) (09-Jul-1999 22:47:40)
Kathleen who has a dog that farts and it could sink a ship..: Jamie could flatulate and it would probably sound like this......"Hurmmmmmmph!" (n/t) (10-Jul-1999 15:24:32)

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